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1. Tums
Antacid/Calcium supliment. Used to treat upset stomachs, heartburn, acid indigestion. 10 calories, 3g of sugar, 800mg of calcium, 10mg of sodium.
Child: My stomach hurts so bad :'(
Mother: Here, take some tums!
2. tums
the term used when a personal innacurately calls another person a smut (slut). They are too naive to realize that "tums" is simply "smut" backwards. clearly those who use the word "smut" arent the brightest crayons in the box.
rude person: "You're such a smut."
awesome person: "oh yeah, well you're a tums."
rude person: "what does that mean?!"
awesome person: "if i weren't a 'smut' maybe i would tell you."
3. Tums
sexual innuendo which refers to deep penetration.
Dude I gave that chicks some tums last night!

Really?

Yep she was like I feel it in my belly!
4. tums
a chewable substance, high in calcium and used to combat the belly fire
belly fire? Pound six tums and come meet us at the bar
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