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Tu-mor tits |ˈt(y)oōmər||tits|
noun

1. Breast cancer or a name given to someone fearing they have breast cancer.

2. A woman with abnormally large fast growing breasts.
Turns out she has to have chemo to treat her tumor tits.

Woah, did you see Jordan the other day? She got some tumor tits since high school!
by Tob-o-lard August 12, 2009

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