| 1. | Tumblritis | ||
|
Inflammation of self to Tumblr. Can't-get-enough-of-tumblr disease. Dude, I didn't get to class because of Tumblritis.
|
|||
| 2. | Tumblritis | ||
|
The effect Tumblr has on its "bloggers". Slowly they become more and more hipster, eventually reblogging meaningless photos of images of Harry Potter defeating a sparkling Edward Cullen or cats sleeping peacefully. This disease is nearly almost fatal, turning even the most normal adolescent into a Twilight-hating, hipster-esque, online-shopping, self-important asshole. The only hope is an intervention before it's too late. Jane: What happened to Beth? She used to hang out with us all the time.
Terry: Well, she got a Tumblr... Jane: You don't mean- Terry: Yes. Tumblritis. Jane: Shit. Now she's going start wearing those stupid hats they don't stay on your head right and those fake glasses. Terry: She already tried to convince me that Stephenie Meyer is a she-devil trying to steal J.K. Rowling's fire, who is apparently some type of Messiah. Jane: Fucking Tumblritis. It ruins people. Terry: It sure does. |
|||
