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Life itself
Sarah: Dude, I called you last night what were you doing?

Helen: I heard it ring and I was on Tumblr but to lazy to pick up, I was gonna call you back but I died of laughter from this hilarious post, sorry.
by OVO.OVO February 07, 2012
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The most amazing (blogging) site on the entire of the internet. It is also a place where trolls thrive in abundance. There are a variety of different blogs on Tumblr; fashion, appreciation of celebrities, sporting blogs, text blogs, business blogs and porn blogs. Join Tumblr now, and prepare to start living life.
I logged onto Tumblr and enjoyed countless delightful hours of cats, memes, trolls and Harry Potter.
by Kermi Worm July 07, 2011
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A simple and addictive blogging medium used by people of varying ages to share content, mostly text and photos. Unlike sites such as LiveJournal, YouTube, WordPress or Facebook, Tumblr is completely uncensored with very little moderation, enabling its users to post virtually anything they have, whether it be violent, pornographic, copyrighted, or unintelligent.

Tumblr consists of over 300 million blogs, all of which can be categorized under several different styles, most commonly fashion, fandom, photography, art, humour and personality.

Although anyone can join Tumblr, its user base is probably made up mostly of people aged between 14-25, making life in high school and university a common topic among its users.

Users with large bodies of followers on the site may feel inclined to create custom URLs that don't contain the Tumblr brand, and turn their blogs into cash generating assets with the help of Google Adsense. Under the same circumstances, some bloggers may find that they can't handle the pressure of a large following, and deactivate their accounts as a result.

In 2012, Tumblr was purchased by Yahoo! but the site did not undergo any major changes as a result of this.
Non-user: What's that site you're always on?
User: Tumblr.
Non-user: Should I make one?
User: If you want.
Non-user: Will you follow me?
User: If your blog is any good, probably.
Non-user: Okay.
by duvvid October 11, 2013
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A virus that will infect and crash your computer
wow i just got a tumblr yesterday and it crashed my computer
by belieberrrrrr August 07, 2011
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a blogging website where you can post images text quotes audio and video. You can follow people's tumblr's and see their posts on your "dashboard." which is like a homepage. You can tag your posts, so others can search them. You can like their posts or reblog them, so they show up on your blog. You can search for blogs to follow by categories. You can edit the appearance of your tumblr with different themes and custom appearance settings.
lolkbro.tumblr.com
by amandaxxo October 15, 2011
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A website, a place, and a language.
"I was up all night on Tumblr reblogging pictures of tea."
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Frank:

"Oh my God! Bob! I haven't seen you in years! Where have you been?"

Bob: "Tumblr."
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A language that is sometimes used in the real world. Which results in confusion, because it's like sarcasm, but doesn't make any sense. Or it's just a scramble of random letters.

"What the actual fuck?"
"OMG I CAN'T EVEN."
"I'M DYING."
"asdfghjkl"
"Wat is this I don't even"
by aeb October 05, 2012
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A magical place that most people think is girly. There are actually 4 parts of tumblr:

1.) hipsters
2.) fangirls
3.) musicians
3.5.) francieum
4.) fandoms/real tumblr
In Tumblr, you can't even. Even if you can, you can't.
You have to understand who francieum is to understand Tumblr.
by zoetheska October 26, 2012
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