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An online blog site where fatty's, hamplanets and mini moons gather to make themselves feel better. Usually associated with fat acceptance, thin privilege and cake retention instead of water retention. Also related are the terms, healthy at any weight but not to exclude, a scale is just a number.
Chestbrah: Did you see the new fat acceptance blog on Tumblr.
Zyzz: Nah brah, don't have time for that.
Chestbrah: Understand, let's hit the gym and check our privilege.

Zyzz, Chestbrah:LOL....HAHAHAHAHAHA
Zyzz: Let's get a double scoop of D-Bol
by Grapeap November 07, 2012
"Hipster/indie apocalypse"

BUT one of the most amazing blogging websites ever created. As well as, they have amazing photography.
one: "My tumblr NEVER WORKS WHEN I WANT IT TO!!! Dammit, this is the shit that stresses me"

two: "Yahoo had an article about how it's the biggest hipster and indie magnet ever. HIPSTER APOCALYPSE"
by wildin'kidds January 01, 2011
A horrible website that crashes 24/7 and will give you viruses the moment you enter.
I hate the Tumblr minibeasts who seem to infect the Tumblr database as well as my own computer. Problem? Yes. I have problem. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.
by Ben-10-831 March 23, 2011
a drug
person 1: whatchu doing?
person 2: on tumblr
person 1: is that a drug?
person 2: yeah.
by trololoperson September 10, 2011
stupid website that gives your computer viruses
i made an account on tumblr and now my computer won't stop showing me pictures of cats and pizza. i should have stayed on facebook!
by angrytroll April 26, 2011
An inverted social network where the more ridiculous you look the cooler you are.
You dress like a twat... you'd be popular on Tumblr
by someguysdefinitions May 28, 2012
A place for a bunch of little 15 year olds who try so desperately hard to be cool and "hipster" (and even openly claim they are). Pretentious people, especially the "Tumblr Famous" who are usually rude when asked questions and are probably just a 16 year old girl who knows absolutely nothing about life and still complains how much their pathetic life sucks on Tumblr. No one cares, and thats why you use Tumblr. For those who try so hard to be indie, listens to crap music, and a minor who has no real life but Tumblr.
How people are on Tumblr:
Post "Yeah my life sucks I have an eating disorder I hate everyone at my school"
Replies: "omg you're amazing i love you don't listen to anyone else!"
Post "I really want to work in the fashion world when i grow up because like im still 16 lawlz"
Replies "omg with your blog you'll totally make it!"
by Haterzgonnahatezz May 30, 2011
Tumblr is fine. It's a blogging site and allows you to interact with people.If you dislike HP (no Twilight lovers, it's just a sucky romance about vampires which they probably haven't even read & apparenty LOFTR is on the same level?), aren't a 90's child( the last generation with sense they say), or aren't perfectly grammatically correct in everything you type, you will be made fun of, judged & stupid.They despise people on FB because they are treated better than them; usually take a screen shot of the status and post it for lulz on someones spelling or just a question they had that may have been stupid.Then stick their FB links in their description. Basically, if you don't have the mindset of a 'misunderstood' teenager, you don't belong. & you also must be a future cat lady, eat nutella & pizza & have no social life. Don't tell anyone about it because they think no one knows. If you're homophobic, leave. Everyone on Tumblr will hate you as the site is predominately gay. J.K Rowling is God, God doesn't exist, Gays are the best, Obsesity is beautiful, Skinny people are bitches, tans are for whores, FB is shit & trolling is life. If you dislike any of this and express it, you will get anon hate telling you to kill yourself & you're stupid & insult you because you placed an unpopular opinion. Tumblr famous people don't talk to you, don't like you, don't follow you back or even attempt to do anything.Only a Tumblr user would look this up and the response would be: U MAD? -_-
You know that socially awkward, dramatic, problematic, emo boy/girl at your school? They have a Tumblr.
by The Inquirer June 26, 2011