An online blog site where fatty's, hamplanets and mini moons gather to make themselves feel better. Usually associated with fat acceptance, thin privilege and cake retention instead of water retention. Also related are the terms, healthy at any weight but not to exclude, a scale is just a number.
Chestbrah: Did you see the new fat acceptance blog on Tumblr.
Zyzz: Nah brah, don't have time for that.
Chestbrah: Understand, let's hit the gym and check our privilege.

Zyzz, Chestbrah:LOL....HAHAHAHAHAHA
Zyzz: Let's get a double scoop of D-Bol
by Grapeap November 07, 2012
Tumblr is a place for 'cool', 'different' people to come and be 'cool' and 'different'. They like to moan about how they have issues with their love lives, even if they're only 14 and haven't ever been in love. On Tumblr you have to be either tragic, emo, scene kid or vintage. Essentially they're all pretentious losers who take pictures of their feet on beaches, love hearts, themselves reading or writing, or pictures of Starbucks. Refer to the: 'Dickhead song' On Youtube for a better grasp of a Tumblr person's real life. They pretend they have problems and post pictures of them cutting themselves, then they claim they're not just doing it for attention. While a normal person may be like: 'Oh I like this, but I'll keep that to myself because not everyone has to know this rather unusual fact about me', Tumblr whores are like: 'I LIKE THIS AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS. IT IS WHAT CREATES ME!' They write shitty poems, love songs and post crappy drawings. All they do on Tumblr is whine, tell people not to talk about Tumblr (possessive bitches), post their running jokes, blog pictures of hot guys from emo bands, talk about screamo (you're not allowed to like other types of music and you MUST rave on about how much you like Screamo and how you've been judged about it your whole life), reblog every single pretentious or cute thing that comes their way. Individual and feel the need to shove it down your throat. Tumblr...for pretentious losers.
Normal Person (to themselves): Oh I like this band, I don't really mind if other people don't or do like them.

Tumblr Person: OMG I LOVE THIS BAND. I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY ELSE THINKS, SO FUCK YOU HATERS!

Normal Person: This is one of my interests
Tumblr Person: THIS IS ONE OF MY INTERESTS! LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT HOW COOL AND RETRO I AM! GASP AT HOW ADORABLE I AM! LOOOOOOOOKKKK AATTTTT MYYYY COOLNNEESSSS.
by Freekypoogle January 20, 2011
A website filled with man-hating feminists who get upset about anything and everything because of "muh triggurs." They're so far into social justice that if you aren't a tri-gendered, omnisexual, panromantic, furrykin with schizophrenic ADHD and the ability to turn into a woman at will, you're a blight on the world and should kill yourself. Unless you want to change everything about yourself so people you'll never meet on the internet will like you, stay away from the site.
Tumblr is a breeding ground for the people that make up the pit stains on the shirt of life.
by Iamcraig August 11, 2014
An inverted social network where the more ridiculous you look the cooler you are.
You dress like a twat... you'd be popular on Tumblr
by someguysdefinitions May 28, 2012
A place where everyone loves you. You know, unless you're religious, don't like cats or triangles or Nutella. You MUST be obsessed with Lady Gaga and Adele and every hipster shit band ever. Also, you have to love Doctor Who and Harry Potter and HATE and REJECT anyone who like Twilight or Kristen Stewart. Bacon is life there even though it's gross. People there all hate everyone on their Facebooks, but refuse to delete them. Oh yeah, if you talk about Tumblr outside of tumblr, you're a MUGGLE and will be unfollowed. The best part? People there say that if you don't like what is posted on their blogs to unfollow them. Then they bitch and moan that they're losing followers. Tumblr is an evil place ran by hipster douche bags who are accepting to only a handful of people who follow their "Rules of Tumblr"
Tumblr User: Ughh forever alone guisseee! Facebook sucks! lawlz! Sex. Drugs. Fashion. LOL NUTELLA AND CATS ARE MY ONLY FRIENDS!!! LAWLZ
by Riley7Dawson November 05, 2011
The Area 51 of the internet
Dude, what's a tumblr?

Shh, man we're not allowed to talk about it or the men in black will come after us!
by mhass92 August 08, 2011
teen bloggers posting fake as fuck social justice stories for internet pointz and lel SO QUIRKY boys pretending to be gay to oppose their FUNDIE CHRISTIAN parents
tumblr stories are less believable than those not always right stories
by lardlord November 26, 2013
The single largest congregation of faggots on the internet.
"Hey man, I went on Tumblr for the first time today!"
"I had no idea how much of a faggot you are"
by Mr. Brevik April 07, 2013
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