An online blog site where fatty's, hamplanets and mini moons gather to make themselves feel better. Usually associated with fat acceptance, thin privilege and cake retention instead of water retention. Also related are the terms, healthy at any weight but not to exclude, a scale is just a number.
Chestbrah: Did you see the new fat acceptance blog on Tumblr.
Zyzz: Nah brah, don't have time for that.
Chestbrah: Understand, let's hit the gym and check our privilege.
Zyzz: Let's get a double scoop of D-Bol
The Area 51 of the internet
Dude, what's a tumblr?
Shh, man we're not allowed to talk about it or the men in black will come after us!
A toxic cesspool of a website where people claim that you're allowed to speak freely, but is filled with a great deal of intolerant morons who take any chance they have to snap at you and send death threats via anonymous ask. Generally divided into the 'hipster' and 'fandom' halves that are supposedly at war. Lots of social justice 'warriors' that will spew hatred even for people who are innocently ignorant of issues and tell them to educate themselves without helping them (and being right by 'default' since you're evil to argue with them), people who fetishize homosexual relationships and force it onto every male character they see while claiming they're pro-gay rights, demonize female characters while preaching feminism, obsess sickeningly over the UK/England/Great Britain (or mostly just the stars of Sherlock), and threaten to kill anyone who gets in the way of their otps or doesn't share their "Feels" about them. (Such as celebrities' significant others).
Hell on the internet.
Average tumblr blogger: "Tumblr is the best website EVAR!11!!!! But stay out if you're from facebook no one needs you people here CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE CIS SCUM!"
A Site that Facebookers are not aloud on.
People say it is just a site. It is not. It's a cult!
Facebooker: Z0MG ! TOTEZZ LUV TUMBLRRR!!1!
Tumblr: GTFO! IDGAF if you love Tumblr, YOU CAN'T SIT HERE!
A site where you can re-post pictures from all over the internet and claim that it's yours.
I steal shit from Reddit, 4chan, and other sites and post them on Tumblr and become "tumblr famous"
A magical secret world filled with mermaids, unicorns, weed, cats, triangles, sunsets, cigarettes, and the Olsen twins.
You shouldn't know about tumblr, but since you do, here's a picture of a mermaid for you to post.
A blog site...The end of your social life.
Person 1: Hey, you wanna do something tonight?
Person 2:Nahhh, I gotta update my Tumblr.
BUT one of the most amazing blogging websites ever created. As well as, they have amazing photography.
one: "My tumblr NEVER WORKS WHEN I WANT IT TO!!! Dammit, this is the shit that stresses me"
two: "Yahoo had an article about how it's the biggest hipster and indie magnet ever. HIPSTER APOCALYPSE"