Hipster society of hatred and self- admiration. Totally ironic. They hate facebook even though every single one of them has one. Like to post pictures of cats, themselves, and obscure bands. Youre not supposed to speak of tumblr, but its a public diary. Its as ironic as the fake handlebar mustaches they sport.
Tumblr is a hipsters bitch.
by Juicalicious January 21, 2011
A blog site...The end of your social life.
*Friday Night*
Person 1: Hey, you wanna do something tonight?
Person 2:Nahhh, I gotta update my Tumblr.
by mexxxxxxxxxxx May 23, 2011
A place you should never go ever. The only people that go on Tumblr are retards who overuse the shit out of memes that were once good. Just when you thought they couldn't get any more annoying, they are also hardcore grammar nazis. It is truly the worst website on the internet. It does not help to know that they also attempt to raid Omegle ever so often and ultimately fail at it because that's how much they suck. They also enjoy taking credit for memes that they didn't even make.
Tumblr bitch: FOREVER ALONE LOL
Tumblr fag: LOLOL TROLOLOLOLOL HAHAHA MEMES WE'RE SO ORIGINAL LOL
Not a retard tumblr user: You know that those memes are all overused beyond belief because of you, right?
Tumblr bitch: LOLOLOL IT'S CALLED TROLLING. WE MADE IT LOL.

Not a retard tumblr user: What a dumb hipster bitch.
by Zinchy1337 August 30, 2011
A Site that Facebookers are not aloud on.
People say it is just a site. It is not. It's a cult!
Facebooker: Z0MG ! TOTEZZ LUV TUMBLRRR!!1!
Tumblr: GTFO! IDGAF if you love Tumblr, YOU CAN'T SIT HERE!
by facebookersGTFOtumblr February 13, 2011
stupid website that gives your computer viruses
i made an account on tumblr and now my computer won't stop showing me pictures of cats and pizza. i should have stayed on facebook!
by angrytroll April 26, 2011
An alternate universe where teenage girls reblog pictures of attractive girls or cute couples and use the terms "forever alone" or "UNF" a lot. They then get so obsessed with how many followers that they have, and this leads to them sitting on their computer for hours on end and never hanging out with their friends.

Oh and watch out, Tumblr goes from puppies to porn in a matter of seconds. (or if you prefer kitties to titties, it's the same idea)
John: Hey Matt, where's Jenny? I haven't seen her in months!

Matt: She got a Tumblr.
by suhhspence.tumblr May 22, 2012
A website for people who can't understand that not everyone is a special snowflake.
Tween white girl: "Oh man, I don't get enough attention at school. I should start a Tumblr, NOBODY ever does that!"
by kingofsquid July 07, 2014
A horrible website that crashes 24/7 and will give you viruses the moment you enter.
I hate the Tumblr minibeasts who seem to infect the Tumblr database as well as my own computer. Problem? Yes. I have problem. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.
by Ben-10-831 March 23, 2011

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