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It's a Virus !!! don't JOIN.
Girl from Facebook: Hey, what's a tumbler?
Girl #2: * Oh, you mean Tumblr ? It's a virus, I tried joining and it crashed my computer. Don't join for your sake.
by tinyiddy125 February 12, 2011
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Dude, what's a tumblr?

Shh, man we're not allowed to talk about it or the men in black will come after us!
by mhass92 August 08, 2011
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A popular social media website. Much like King Midas, Tumblr has the power to, rather than to turn everything it touches into gold, it turns it into the worst possible outcome. Tumblr is well known for the unintentional creation of Tumblr feminism, which is well credited for ruining the image of feminism.
Girl:"Hey I just got a tumblr"

Feminist on Tumblr: "Make sure to favorite my post about #endfathersday"
by Riley Freemen October 03, 2014
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Probably the best and easiest to use blogging platform, but it is riddled with errors and hipsters.
Guy: Whoa check out this awesome picture I took. I wonder how I could share it with the world!
Girl: You should join Tumblr. It's pretty easy and fast.

2 weeks later

Guy: AW I TOTEZ GOTTA REBLOG THIS HIPSTER PICTURE OF A NEBULA WITH SONG LYRICS ON IT!!! AW NO I GOT AN ERROR SCREW YOU TUMBLR
by overuoveru December 05, 2010
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Is your 14 year old daughter suddenly a feminist and hates white-cis-men? Talks about how you can't joke about race/sex/gender because it's not right? Believes women are the supreme beings of the universe but demands equality at the same time? Says that only black people are allowed to wear dread locks because otherwise it's cultural appropriation? Every time Cinco De Mayo comes around she says it's racist to eat tacos that day?

That's tumblr.
by shitlord420blazem8 January 06, 2015
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A popular, fast-acting, back-door virus that can be planted on one's computer in under 3.5 seconds. Commonly found on all Mozilla Firefox, Safari, or any Windows system.
Person 1: Hey man, have you heard about this new site called Tumblr? I've never been on it.
Person 2: Do not go on it! I tried to and a virus shut down my computer. I had to call geek squad, but they couldn't fix anything. I'm fucked!
by thisisoursongsosingalong February 24, 2011
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A place for a bunch of little 15 year olds who try so desperately hard to be cool and "hipster" (and even openly claim they are). Pretentious people, especially the "Tumblr Famous" who are usually rude when asked questions and are probably just a 16 year old girl who knows absolutely nothing about life and still complains how much their pathetic life sucks on Tumblr. No one cares, and thats why you use Tumblr. For those who try so hard to be indie, listens to crap music, and a minor who has no real life but Tumblr.
How people are on Tumblr:
Post "Yeah my life sucks I have an eating disorder I hate everyone at my school"
Replies: "omg you're amazing i love you don't listen to anyone else!"
Post "I really want to work in the fashion world when i grow up because like im still 16 lawlz"
Replies "omg with your blog you'll totally make it!"
by Haterzgonnahatezz May 30, 2011
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