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27.
Hipster society of hatred and self- admiration. Totally ironic. They hate facebook even though every single one of them has one. Like to post pictures of cats, themselves, and obscure bands. Youre not supposed to speak of tumblr, but its a public diary. Its as ironic as the fake handlebar mustaches they sport.
Tumblr is a hipsters bitch.
by Juicalicious January 21, 2011
 
29.
A place where almost everybody is fake and seeks attention. Everybody pretends to be some awkward hipster female to gain followers, much like on Twitter only everybody claims that they are artistic. People mostly post/reblog pictures, and sometimes steal them from others without credit. Everybody complains for attention. Everybody does illegal things for attention. They love everything gay and believe that an unfriendly gay individual is unheard of and everything straight is vile. They try to promote equality while they openly put everything else down, such as straight people, skinny people, and basically anybody else that has the balls to tell them that they are wrong. They blame society for their faults and yet put no effort in improving themselves. Every member finds themselves ugly and pretends to think cancer patients and obese people are beautiful so that people will think that they are nice people. It's all about followers and attention and feeling special. Go make one.
Hey man, look. It's yet another hipster on Tumblr complaining about their perfectly fine appearance.
by justanothertumblruser June 14, 2011
 
30.
The most recently declared Country.

Government type: IDGAF
Rule of Law: CATS
Presidential Party: The memes
Immigration policy: Enter at your own risk. Facebookers are frowned upon, and could affect your chance of citizenship.
Billy: Stacey where are you from again?
Stacey: tumblr
Billy: Where's that?
Stacey: On my laptop...butihavetogowatermycatsobye
by Madrina yak bycol March 23, 2012
 
31.
The Area 51 of the internet
Dude, what's a tumblr?

Shh, man we're not allowed to talk about it or the men in black will come after us!
by mhass92 August 08, 2011
 
32.
It's like Narnia, Hogwarts, Utopia and Neverland all mashed up in one, but cooler.
Guy: Hey, have read Narnia?
Girl: I was in Narnia, but way better... it's called tumblr.
by kankinimas May 18, 2011
 
33.
The deep dark hole in which you will lose your social life. Please leave, run, RUN AND NEVER COME BACK!
Tumblr user: omg these feels, shipSHISHIPPING, OTP OTP, asdfghjkl;.

Normal human being: The f*ck is this.
by om_nom? November 05, 2012
 
34.
A Site that Facebookers are not aloud on.
People say it is just a site. It is not. It's a cult!
Facebooker: Z0MG ! TOTEZZ LUV TUMBLRRR!!1!
Tumblr: GTFO! IDGAF if you love Tumblr, YOU CAN'T SIT HERE!
by facebookersGTFOtumblr February 13, 2011
 
35.
A blog site...The end of your social life.
*Friday Night*
Person 1: Hey, you wanna do something tonight?
Person 2:Nahhh, I gotta update my Tumblr.
by mexxxxxxxxxxx May 23, 2011