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Tumblr is a place for 'cool', 'different' people to come and be 'cool' and 'different'. They like to moan about how they have issues with their love lives, even if they're only 14 and haven't ever been in love. On Tumblr you have to be either tragic, emo, scene kid or vintage. Essentially they're all pretentious losers who take pictures of their feet on beaches, love hearts, themselves reading or writing, or pictures of Starbucks. Refer to the: 'Dickhead song' On Youtube for a better grasp of a Tumblr person's real life. They pretend they have problems and post pictures of them cutting themselves, then they claim they're not just doing it for attention. While a normal person may be like: 'Oh I like this, but I'll keep that to myself because not everyone has to know this rather unusual fact about me', Tumblr whores are like: 'I LIKE THIS AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS. IT IS WHAT CREATES ME!' They write shitty poems, love songs and post crappy drawings. All they do on Tumblr is whine, tell people not to talk about Tumblr (possessive bitches), post their running jokes, blog pictures of hot guys from emo bands, talk about screamo (you're not allowed to like other types of music and you MUST rave on about how much you like Screamo and how you've been judged about it your whole life), reblog every single pretentious or cute thing that comes their way. Individual and feel the need to shove it down your throat. Tumblr...for pretentious losers. Normal Person (to themselves): Oh I like this band, I don't really mind if other people don't or do like them.
Tumblr Person: OMG I LOVE THIS BAND. I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY ELSE THINKS, SO FUCK YOU HATERS! Normal Person: This is one of my interests Tumblr Person: THIS IS ONE OF MY INTERESTS! LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT HOW COOL AND RETRO I AM! GASP AT HOW ADORABLE I AM! LOOOOOOOOKKKK AATTTTT MYYYY COOLNNEESSSS. |
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The end of your social life. John: Hey Jane! what did you do this weekend!? I partied every single night!
Jane: i stayed up all day and all night on tumblr. |
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you just won't understand. Tumblr is life and culture.
It is the epitome of culture and the total antithesis of the modern day pop culture which is so ingrained in today's children. There is no possible way to explain such a phenomenon to others. You either get it or you don't. |
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a place where you can post anything and no one will judge you for it. " i killed a bitch today. "
post that on facebook and people will be chocked and shit, but tumblr ... tumblr's cool. |
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A discrete website for interesting yet random people, where you can express yourself without being judged. You can post whatever you like, whenever you like. Not everyone understands tumblr, so don't worry about idiots from school/work/anywhere to be joining. Facebook person: I think I'll join tumblr.
Tumblr person: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
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Tumblelogs are miniblogs — a fast way to share links, photos, and videos without the bells and whistles of a regular blog.
Unlike blogs, tumblelogs are frequently used to share the author's creations, discoveries, or experiences while providing little or no commentary. If blogs are journals, tumblr is a scrapbook.
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| 6. | tumblr | ||
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It's where all the sleepless hipsters are. Tumblr is where sleep deprivation is a normal thing. Bacon is life. Tumblr people have their own language called sarcasm. Our relationship statuses is always "forever alone". And we're all cats. problem? facebook girl- Hey omg. your so cool. whats tumbler?
tumblr person- *you're oh and its tumblr. Tumblr is a site where you can get viruses, so i think you shouldn't get one for your sake. |
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should not be spoken about. You: What's tumblr?
Me: shhh! *walks away* |
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