Visiting Tulare is a great idea if:
(1) you need to find mindless conservatives to argue with,
(2) are in desperate need of a dirty whore or a trick
(3) have a desperate urge to go cow tipping
(4) the incredible Tulare Western Marching Band and Colorguard, formerly under the direction of Raymond Ferenci.
She's a trick!
Cows is the dumbest people.
Cool Kid (AKA fucktard): Look at my lifted truck. I'm so cool.
ASB Whore: OMG you're trying to appear like you are more of a man by driving a truck and peeling out of the parking lot every day. Let's fuck.
Spoiled Rich Kids reading this: This is so not true! My daddy is going to sue!