An uncircumsized penis with a large foreskin.
Marsha decided to blow Jimmy, but when she pulled back his tuke she choked on his pungent head cheese.
by Hydrochronix October 24, 2004
Top Definition
The greatest insult of all time. Most commonly used with a negative tone of voice but can sometimes be perceived as a compliment. Pronounced in a a very low, deep rumbling tone of voice and can be drawn out for as long as the user may feel is necessary.

Also the name of a dance move called "the Tuke" in which one spreads his/her arms out wide while rolling the wrists and simultaneously crossing his/her legs over one another at the ankles.
"You're a Tuke!"
"TUUUUUUUKKKKEEEE"
"Son do me a favor hit the Tuke one more time"
by SlappyCrew December 31, 2015
The canadian phrase for beanie
You got your tuke for snowboarding?
by Brady January 15, 2004
An acronym for The Ugliest Kid Ever coined in Arlington, Ma and used quite frequently.

TUKE:

T- The

U-Ugliest

K- Kid

E- ever.
Ex. 1: Woah! You hooked up with her? That biddy is Tuke!

Ex. 2: That tuke biddy over there keeps givin me the eye, let's dip before she jumps on my dick.
by Dr. PillowPants August 05, 2010
n.- the ugliest kid ever
adj.- extremely ugly
That girl is tuke!
that is the tukest kid i have ever seen.
by Rach January 21, 2005
The act of quickly shooting a large hard shit out of your ass.
Jared did a tuke during our camping trip and when he did it we thought it was a tree falling down.
by goldISgood March 18, 2010
Someone who acts retarded with no mental excuse
If she thinks she can catch me, she's a fuckin tuke. No way am I going to marry that ho
by Aballofcorn March 24, 2014
Someone who acts retarded with no mental excuse
If she thinks she can catch me, she's a fuckin tuke. No way am I going to marry that ho
by Aballofcorn March 24, 2014

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