Tujunga is undeniably "Omnivacuous": all- sucking.
Which is why the Meteorological community now universally accepts as fact, that it is windy in Glendale, La Crescenta, La Canada, Montrose, Pasadena, Sunland, Shadow Hills, Lake View Terrace, & even occasionally Arleta, Pacoima, & parts of the Santa Clarita Valley, simply BECAUSE Tujunga SUCKS!!!
I can't say that I actually have proof, but I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if "Tujunga" is early 1900's regional slang meaning "to suck beyond human understanding, for all time, just because." ...or maybe it's an ancient word from a long forgotten native tongue meaning "place to which all winds blow"
People say the only 2 things that can reliably be counted on are death & taxes,.... WRONG! There are 3 things that are eternal: Death, taxes, & the unassailable fact that Tujunga sucks!!
Bro #2:TUJUNGA BRO
I HATE TUJUNGA.
WTF DOES TUJUNGA MEAN ANYWAYS??????
bum2 fom tujunga: im from tujunga (saying it quietly)
bum1 from l.a.: HAHHAH LOSER!
BUM2 FROM TUJUNGA: *runs away crying*
Challenger: After hitting chest "TUJUNGA!"
War will then ensue.