stupid ugly mother fucker who looks like someone shit on his face and rubbed it on the road. And before that he already looked like a cave-man.
That man is a tucker!
A person who usually crapps his pants and wasshes it off in the shower and sprays diarreah from his butthole
uhgg! What's that smell?
Tucker must be around
The typical, horny, rebelling mormon
Wow, Jesus frowns upon Tuckers; They have too much premarital sex.
A resident of the town of Mattituck on Long Island. It is also the mascot of Mattituck high school. They spend their days picking corn and sucking at basketball.
"Dude, Stony Brook rolled the Tuckers by 35 points."
When a boner pops up for unexpexted reasons and you tuck it in behind your belt buckle in an attempt to hide it. If you're like me and have a rather large one, then the head will protrude from the pants. This is called a "tucker with a view".
Drew: Fuck, that hot guy just walked by again in those short shorts and I got a fuckin' boner.
Ryan: Dude, just give yourself a tucker.
Drew: Well, that kinda hurts, its cold outside.
Ryan: Don't worry man, from what I hear, you wont have to worry about a tucker with a view!
A guy who tucks his penis between his legs so it looks like he has a pussy.
One who tells others to much.
A cell phone that continously drops calls.
"Sorry, my Tucker freaked out again."
"Ugh! Stupid tucker!"