A women, preferably working at KFC and of larger stature, who thinks that "tha door don work" -- even though there is a sign on the door that clearly states that the door SHE is opening doesn't work and WE are trying to get through the working door.
Women also probably spends a lot of time consuming large amounts of fried chicken in bathroom stalls -- mashed potatoes and extra butter rolls included.
fat KFC chick comes to open door and points to other door you are standing at: "Tha door don work"
you respond: "no, THAT door don't work" pointing to sign on door she is standing at with sign on it that says "THIS DOOR DOESN'T WORK"
whispers under breath..."fucking tubs magee"