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Verb. When a morbidly obese chode lathers up his gut, folds it into a roll, and slams it down onto his own cock so that he can fuck his own tubby tummy. This depraved act requires a mirror or spotter so that the chode can find his chub, this is a necessity because his massive gut blocks his line of sight to his lower body. Once the stiffy is located and inserted into the tummy pussy it is a race against time to reach climax as the incredibly force of the stomach smashing against the testicles creates intense pain.
Hey, can I borrow that tub of vasoline?

Sure. What do you need it for?

I'm gonna tubby tummy fuck myself tonight.

Aw, that's nasty. You chode!
by Vera Daniels March 20, 2010