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pyjammi tsunami 

On a scale of one to ten, with 1 being “skid mark” and 10 being “I shit my pants”, the Pyjammi Tsunami is considered a 99.

The most powerful natural disaster known to humans, this catastrophe is very wet and extremely sudden. Nothing can stop the tsunami. The only thing that can slow it down is a decent pair of pyjamas...but not even the best quality PJ’s can survive this event.

Nurses are particularly adept at dealing with the aftermath of pyjammi tsunamis. Sadly, PTSD (Pyjammi-Tsunami-Stress-Disorder) runs rampant among nurses and other health care workers.
Omg I woke up to a pyjammi tsunami. Hoping a bonfire will take care of all the laundry!

Noticed a man at the hotel restaurant who came down in his slippers for the free breakfast...obviously after a long night of partying. Yikes - after his third cup of coffee the place had to be evacuated. We were at ground zero of an impressive pyjammi-tsunami!
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Tuba solo 

A deep, low-pitched fart
"The last time I ate that much chili, I was doing tuba solos all night. My wife had to go sleep on the couch."
Tuba solo by Crossfire905 December 25, 2012

gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 

after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this
1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*

tuba circus 

The cacophony of sound made by multiple noisy farts and/or bowel movements coming from multiple stalls in the mens bathroom.
I couldn't take a crap today at work; there was only one stall available in the mens bathroom and I didn't want to join the tuba circus.
tuba circus by C. Elliot Lee September 20, 2013

Punani Tsunami 

Punani Tsunami

Multiple Meanings

MEANING 1:
Many females in one place.

MEANING 2:
Female Ejaculation
When your/their *PUNANI/ **PUNANY is drenched with anticipation or gushing due to ultimate satisfaction.

* Punani- Hawaiian slang for vagina or vulva, derived from the Hawaiian word “puanani” meaning “beautiful flower”.

**Punany- Term used in India and in Jamaican Patois. In the Kama Sutra the word is used in reference to the female genitalia, and commonly used in north India. In the early 20th century, Indian workers in the Caribbean, passed their vernacular on to the locals. (which included words like "Ganja").

(Goto www.PunaniTsunami.com for continued research and development.)
“Ho brah, we get choke wahine, it's like Punani Tsunami ova hea! They ready and they like oof!”

“I want you so bad, its making my Punani Tsunami down there!"

“ After having his harem in there you’ll need at least a snorkel, goggles and a flotation device...it's like a Punani Tsunami just came through!”
Tsubaki is the Japanese word for camellia flower , which can be interpreted as a warrior's or samurai's bad luck, because of the fact that the camellia flower falls apart all at the same time. Despite that Tsubaki can also mean the emotions longing or waiting, and for especially the red camellia flower it can be represented as love. In western terms the name Tsubaki means excellence.
The Tsubaki flower is a beautiful flower
tsubaki by Tsubaki haru June 22, 2015
A fat person. Not someone who has the genetic predisposition for obesity, but someone who, through poor diet and lack of exercise, has become a soft, floppy, pile of blubber.

Side bar: these people are generally the ones who, through moderate exercise, alcohol intake and diet correction can loose the tub...of goo.
Gawd, that is one tubagoo.

So this guy shows up on the date and (she) could not believe how much of a tubagoo he had become!
tubagoo by glamrocker August 30, 2010