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That which would make most mainstream newspapers go out of business in a matter of days.
Heavy traffic at some popular blogs reveals that nothing is as boring as the truth—people just love to read lies and more lies.
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by MathPlus October 26, 2016
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I’m not worried about catching a vomit comet on the flying pig flu because I got injected with the truth last night. This is just another contaminated plot by BIG Pharma to sell the dumbfahkastani Americans millions of high profit margin death-shots called vaccines. The action is in the reaction. The flu won’t kill you, even the so-called ‘patient zero’ Edgar Hernandez survived. It’s the vaccines that will kill you. Don’t get the shots. The Amish have a zero percent Autism rate, zero percent Diabetes rate, zero percent Alzheimer’s rate, near zero percent Cancer rate. Don’t get the shots.

“I feel great. But I had a headache and a sore throat and a fever for a while. I had to lay down in bed.” - Edgar Hernández, five-year-old boy, answering Reporter Ruth Maclean questions on April 29, 2009 and seemingly unaware that the swine flu he contracted a few weeks ago — the first known case — has almost brought his country to a standstill and put the rest of the world on alert.
by SpeakUpFightBack May 01, 2009
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The truth is like a lingering fart...everyone can smell it, everyone knows its there, but no one wants to admit it.
John: The truth hurts man.
Mike: It can also smell like ass too.
by Irish Kid BM May 12, 2008
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Something which would probably upset a great many of people if it were known and made public.
Truthfully speaking, most people have no idea of what the truth actually is.
by Super Gerbil July 11, 2004
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The comeback you use when someone responds to your statement with "lies!"
Guy: I hate you a little right now

Girl: Lies!!!!

Guy: Truths!!!!!!!!
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Myth: The Truth will set you free

Fact: The Truth will get the living hell beaten out of you or perhaps worse killed.
Person: Alright, here's the truth... I lied

Person 2: WHAT?!? HOW DARE YOU. *beats person 1 up with a stick*
by Joe Mangento January 13, 2005
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The Truth, Its What You Want But You Can't Have.
You: I Want The TRUTH!

Me: You Want The Truth?! YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
by =3MC= August 25, 2009
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