"Oh, that's Samuel and Josie, they aren't married yet, but it totally seems like it, right?!"
(Everyone wherever you go)
"Awwwww, that's true love and I can tell because I feel it too and I'm just walking by, they are so cute OMG, I want that too, awwww the world has some redeeming qualities after all."
mom-"True love is very rare."
girl-"I know mom, I know, that is why I shall cherish him forever. I'll cherish him past death, love him for who he is."