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Some big ass whore you wake up next to in the morning after a long night of drinking from a bar that serves penuts. You find yourself in her apartment surround by cheap novelty trinkets that you would only find at a truckstop, such as glass unicorns and snow globes. This whore may consume mass quanities of cheap schnapps.
I got hammered last night and woke up next to a Truckstop Trinket whore
by Furry Flav January 25, 2011

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