|1.||Trou Just War Theory|
The Trou Just War Theory (TJWT) is a theory developed by theologians at West Point, NY. A Just War under the TJWT is one whereby a male cadet "slays" a trou just to be doing it. However, an unjust war is when male cadet is romancing (also known as tromancing) a trou. A Just War must also meet the Jus Ad Bellum requirements of:
Just cause: The male had no other vagina around he could use.
Last Resort: The male should never go for trou first.
CDT Cow With No Standards is currently involved in an unjust war under the Trou Just War Theory.