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The shit you have just taken looks like an extra long smoked sausage and you're so proud at how long it is and that it isn't broken, that you run and grab a friend to show/tell or even grab the camera.
by Nanny Girl August 31, 2009
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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A shit PURPOSELY left in the toilet for later wannabe shitters to see and smell.
WIFE: "Well, now that that's taken care of, can we get some gas and food?"

HUSBAND: "No, I didn't use this John because some asshole left a trophy shit with a big TP plug under it in the toilet. And there's piss all over the seat. And there's no toilet paper! Now, I know it's not their fault this happened, but, if they're not going to monitor and clean and stock their restrooms enough to avoid this kind of a situation, then we can just go to that stop across the street and give THEM our gas and food money."

WIFE: "Okay, let's go!"
by Jeff Lihman July 31, 2006
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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