(If you have ever had bad experiences with norwegians before, they were almost certainly from the capital Oslo and not from the awesome city of Tromsø.)
2. Why would you want to go to Oslo? It sucks in comparison to Tromsø!
3. I wish I could be from Tromsø and be awesome...
Filled with Norwegians and one cold Italian.
I'm cold, lets hide in the Tromso Church, or University.
I wish I were in Tromso right now.