The insult of choice for the unemployed, internet-obsessed nerd. Generally, if you have a social life, being called something from Lord of the Rings will not have any affect on you whatsoever. The word is especially relevant in message boards for power metal bands or video games, this being where you will find the lowest, most pathetic life forms to exist on the planet, and who solely depend on their computers and the internet to have any sort of life.
A stupid male (esp. surfer) with disheveled, matted hair or dreads whom one would find living in a garage as high class accommodations. Undependable except for when low tide occurs. Responsible only for consuming all of your alchohol, drugs and food between swells. Also protect your pets from potential sexual abuse.
Is there any hope for your _______ to not be a troll?