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218.
vertically-challenged person with accentuated body features
There was a troll down in Texas whose testicles hurt and ached almost all the time. The troll went to the doctor and told her about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and she would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
&g! t; "Aha!" mumbled the doc and, as she put her finger under the right testicle, she asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor again, and reached for her surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The troll was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the troll to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.
The troll was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The troll replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."
by Jake February 18, 2004
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219.
To trip and roll at the same time
Man last weekend I was trolling so hard of that acid and those beans.
by ArmyGirl October 29, 2003
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220.
skincarver
HEALS CANT CRIT
(trolling)
by hordefacetion September 25, 2008
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221.
a girl who is hot but in a weird gross way.
dude who was that girl you were with last night?
some chick i met at a party.
she was kinda trollish...
yeah she was but was a freak in bed
by mink mysta January 29, 2008
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222.
A cop , police , 5-0 what ever you want to call them.
Dog troll came and we had to bounce the fuck out from there.
by 305todafullest September 08, 2007
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223.
the police or any other higher authority
look that cracka dun called tha` troll`s on us.
by lyneisha May 21, 2007
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224.
Anyone who is not a member of a fancy dancy gentleman's club.
When I went up to the door and tried to deliver the pizza they told me I couldn't come in becasue it appeared that I was a troll.

Get that troll out of here.

They don't allow a troll to edit the Wikipedia.
by Harvey Bovonawitz June 26, 2006
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