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The following is the unbiased accurate definition of trolls as defined by internet society.

1. Trolls (n.) – the most important and integral part of networked society. The largest, most effective, devoutly objective, chaotically neutral, uniform and selfless autonomous collective to ever grace existence as an order of peace, stability and power. A collective that does not require self-awareness. The last true charitable organization, where every action is one that does not serve the cause of advancement, personal gain, discrimination or betterment. And… the only defense we have against ourselves.

2. Troll (n.) - one who upsets another without reason or direct personal comments.

3. Troll (n.) - the only effective defense against internet tough guys and the spread of ITGS (SEE: Internet Tough Guy Syndrome)
Tom - "Hey Jim, if it wasn't for these damn trolls maybe we could actually enjoy this online game."

Jim - "Tom buddy, if it weren't for trolls people would never raise awareness of this online game's shortcomings and promote the cause for the betterment of all online gaming. But yeah that guy was an asshole, lets go play something else."
by Anticrawl June 10, 2010
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Slang for Patrol Officer.
Yo, becareful cause I seen like 5 trolls runnin through da block today...
by Dirty Childs August 11, 2005
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233.
An ugly ass chick that scares the HELL out of anybody that is unfortunate enough to witness her presence
Hey, look at the fuckin troll. She must've crawled out from under a bridge.
by Chode Dropper July 15, 2005
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234.
Those who are not in Sheen's corner. They often hate those who are bi-winning and have Tiger's Blood and Adonis DNA.
you're either in Sheen's corner or your with the trolls .
by marmar13317 May 29, 2011
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adj. and noun:
An outrageous insult directed towards someone who is grotesquely ugly. In more specific circumstances, this has been known to have been shouted towards someone who is in a wheelchair (either for permanent disablilty reasons or even just temporary injury).

Generally can be used as a derogative word!
1)Oi! Look at that girl, she's got troll!

2)"Who? you mean that spazzy Trolly thing, sitting over there
by Freddy White February 22, 2006
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236.
A loser completely void of attention in the real world that he/she needs to be as obscene as possible on the internet to fill their desire for attention.
oh, no. not another troll making racist and homophobic posts. he probably will never get laid.
by RE January 04, 2004
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237.
1.a woman at St.Joes University who resembles Fiona From Shrek.
2. Creates annoying noises in her head, such as lacrosse balls bouncing, and proceeds to follow up on it for 2 and a half hours relentlessly keeping all male occupants above her awake.
Ew. That girl looks like a troll.
by drewzachdevin December 14, 2008
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a mystical creature which exhibits chode-like characteristics, well-known for their thunderous thighs as well as voice
The troll was so thick it rolled off Matt's bed.
by Amby da Wamby January 05, 2004
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