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A play that is run when a boy and girl want to have some privacy at either one of their houses, but they need to keep it a secret from friends and neighbors. They run the play by meeting up at a remote location, where one of them climbs into the backseat of the other's car and lays down, so they drive together into the garage of the home with no one seeing. The garage door is then closed behind them, and they are free to enjoy each other for several hours, uninterrupted.
Girl: I'm home alone, and I need to see you. So, so, bad. But everyone will see if you cum over here right now.
Boy: Ya. Um... Not if we run the Trojan Horse. Let's set it up. I'll meet you a few blocks from your house in 30 minutes.
Girl: Yes! Perfect!
Boy: YOU are.
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A virus-like program that pretends to be something else in order to get into the system.

From _The Iliad_, by famous dead poet Homer, when the Ithacans gained victory by hiding in a huge wood horse so they could get into Troy.
The Trojans were not in the gifted program at warfare school.
by Larstait November 06, 2003
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A virus, that disguises itself, gets into the system, and slowly destroys everything... Allowing various other infections to get in, causing more damage. Also, letting your computer be controlled by someone else.
Damnit!! I need to get rid of this Trojan Horse before it destroys my hard drive!
by _Trojan_ December 21, 2008
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When someone does something to make you think one thing when in fact they are going to do the exact opposite.
Tennessee quarterback Jonathan Crompton played terrible this year against UCLA so Florida (their next opponent) would gameplan against the run when actually Crompton was so good and was going to Trojan Horse them and kill them.
by CrompDaddy8 January 04, 2010
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When a male is consuming female genitalia, he attempts to climb inside of her and the overall goal is to become her fetus.
Tell your baby fetus to move over. I'm performing the Trojan Horse tonight!
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a virus tht is seemed to be known quite a lot due to lot of computer infections due to this
my computer has been infected with bloody trojan horse!!!
by VicBat July 02, 2005
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A devious sexual act whereby the male pokes a small hole in the tip of the condom before intercourse.
note: This is refrence to the siege of Troy whereby soldiers (semen) snuck into the city disguised as a gracious gift of sorts.
Betty is pregnant, that is because that bastard Jim gave her the old trojan horse.
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