Man 2: Yeah! That's a Triton
Man 1: One!
Man 2: Two!
Man 3: Three!
Triton: Yay! I'm a Triton!
Triton is also the mascot of UCSD.
UCSD students are referred to as Tritons. According to several prominent Greek linguists, when translated into modern English Triton means one "one who is too stupid to attend UCLA or UC Berkeley." The UCSD Triton is tough, even under extreme torture the Triton will not admit that he/she was rejected by UCLA/UCB.
Unfortunately the UCSD Triton is quite ugly, see Triton Eye. The female Triton is Asian, has no ass or breasts, and a face made for a pitch black room. Imagine sleeping with a 12 year old Anglo boy in the dark; you get the idea. The Triton male is not even worth describing.
This is your warning; do not attend this vile university!
Dude 2: It is a UCSD shirt, I am a Triton.
Dude 1: Oh, I get it. So you did not get into UCLA/UCB right?
Dude 2: Fuck you!!!
You know it time to go back to Los Angeles} when you find a Triton attractive!