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A british school boy looking for a horny blonde. The name tristan was a popular name in europe and still is today. The species of tristans get horny wen hearing monkeys grunt at their moms
tristan goes to zoo and sees monkeys having sex and asks his mom, " what are they doing mommy." then she says' "baking a cake." next they go c alligators and the kid says, " they're baking a cake too." the next day the kid says to the mom, "i heard u and daddy baking a cake last night." then she says, " howd u know." then he says, " bcz i licked the frosting of the couch. ;)
by PBJ4Life July 04, 2011
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A young teenage male that seems quiet but is actually a kinky bastard that will take your man in like 2 seconds. Watch out for this guy. He will suck your boyfriends,fathers,brothers,cousins,second cousins,priests,closeted politicians dick.
"Fuckin' Tristan just took my man"
"girl i told you he would, he gives great head"
"he still a bitch tho"
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by penepenepenepasta August 09, 2016
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Normally have small dicks and are pricks dont know how to treat a girl what so ever
lmfao . he has a small dick

opss dont pull a tristan
by isthatatictacohwaititsyourdick November 14, 2011
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Camouflage. Grease. Tobacco. Older girls. Boots. Unintelligence. All these words define a Tristan. The biggest douchebag you can find and a huge manwhore. He wears the rebel flag everyday to show that he's a complete racist and homophobic fuck.
"Smell that?"
"Yea tf is that?"
"Oh it's just Tristan's tobacco spit"
by JermalNermal March 02, 2017
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The best in the bed ,the best kind of friend the best at sports every girl he sees gets horny ,will allway be there for you, and will make every touch down and goal in sports he is. THE FUCKEN BEST ALLWAYS AROUND
Dam is that a tristan
by bacon. boy March 03, 2016
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Tristan is a word for idiot and completely a fucked up person and also a manwhore.
by rand0 November 23, 2011
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(Trr-is-tan)

Tristan a fuckboy. Like he will be "nice" as you can say and can also be an ass .
Dude did you see that Tristan in Facebook?

Ugh.. Tristan's these days.. 😒
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by Cloudy.Bloger December 13, 2015
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