A strikingly handsome caucasian male,with an insane amount of sexual endurence,and hosts his own late night talk show with only the highest class porn stars.a man with a penis that grows on a reguler basis,shedding its skin like a snake,but instead o rubbing it against a hard surface to increase speed of shedding,he prefers smoothe moist areas to rub against.his most populer movies include "top gun","mission impossible", starring as tom cruis's stunt double, NOTE:you can easilly spot him by the large buldge in his pants,and minus the homosexual tendincys of tom cruise"and he doesnt drink beer,but WHEN HE DOES!he prefers doseches.stay thirsty my freinds.
girl:did you see the review of alexis texis on tristan austin's "TIgole' Bitties!"

girl 2:yes,just his bulde got me soacked
by BOOMdawg May 01, 2011
Tristan is a creepy person who is always looking at you when you least expect it. He will usually have brown hair and be quite short. Tristan is smart and friendly when you get to know him. If your a boy! He can be friends will girls, just not as often. He can be really funny, and he likes to tell jokes and create memes and absolutely LOVES selfies! (Pictures) He likes to look at himself in the mirror, and loves to fix up his hair. (Just not around people) he loves video games and pretty much every bit of technology he can get his hands on! He will spend most of his time on technology or doing home work. He is a teachers pet and most people like him. Not MANY people find him easy to fall in love with! But he can be severely hated by some people and can be rejected!
Samantha: "Oh look its Tristan!"
Courtney: "Oh...."
Jacinta: "He's doing that weird look again!"
Samantha: "Oh no!"
Courtney: " Look the other way!"
Jacinta: "Haha!"
(All this was said in a good way)
by Cortz123 May 28, 2013

Tristan a fuckboy. Like he will be "nice" as you can say and can also be an ass .
Dude did you see that Tristan in Facebook?

Ugh.. Tristan's these days.. 😒
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by Cloudy.Bloger December 13, 2015
A male, usually of pretteen years, completely put off and upset by the use of the term "Grody".
Gaaaaaaaa!!!!! Why not just use the word Gross instead of Grody! They have the same letters and mean the same thing!!! Gaaaaa!! IM crying and Im Tristan!
by deeedubya January 11, 2014
A boy who looks like an owl and has a high voice
Did you see that owl must've been a tristan
by TheUnknownFreaks September 30, 2014
he can be the most attractive person ever but when you figure out his personality.. .it just ruins everything. He'll like you, but if he finds a better girl he'll push you to the side and forget you were even there. He'll call you nasty names and he'll even go for your bestfriend OR EVEN YOUR SISTER! He's a huge player and lies alot so watch out for tristan.
Friend: Hey tristan! up for hanging out today?
Tristan: nahh im grounded!

Friend: okay bye then

*tristan invites girls over*
by Romeo&JuliNOT March 15, 2013
A british school boy looking for a horny blonde. The name tristan was a popular name in europe and still is today. The species of tristans get horny wen hearing monkeys grunt at their moms
tristan goes to zoo and sees monkeys having sex and asks his mom, " what are they doing mommy." then she says' "baking a cake." next they go c alligators and the kid says, " they're baking a cake too." the next day the kid says to the mom, "i heard u and daddy baking a cake last night." then she says, " howd u know." then he says, " bcz i licked the frosting of the couch. ;)
by PBJ4Life July 04, 2011

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