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15.
a really stank- ass bitch who needs to watch her back
Yea, that triscuit heather needs to watch her back
by clizzle March 19, 2003
 
1.
Someone who specifically gives blumpkins.

A female or gay man that performs oral sex on a man while he is defecating.
"Dude, your sister is such a Triscuit."

"Haha good one man."
"No, for real, she gave Steve, Ryan, and John blumpkins last night."
by Triscuit_Lover October 07, 2010
 
2.
new and exciting ghetto term that is the equivalent of other terms such as "true dat" or "trillz"

originated by Ourlow and Sayurah
"did you see that fight today? shit was intense!"

"yeah, triscuits!"
by "Mr. K" November 03, 2009
 
3.
One more than a biscuit.
I do say, my good man. That was triscuit... tris-cuit
by The White Hat April 12, 2003
 
4.
a really goodlooking girl.
From the 1988 Movie

Tom Hanks as Josh: "I met a girlfriend, a triscuit!"
Jared Rushton as Billy: "She said a triscuit a biscuit!"

by Carl GW Smith April 24, 2007
 
5.
A TRENDY BISCUIT!
Eating triscuits fill you up in drivers ed!
by MATTYJAY May 26, 2011
 
6.
Thermal clothing that are clad with a small square pattern of boxy indented air-pockets resmebling the same texture of Triscuit snacks.
"My triscuits keep me warm on the mountain when I go snow-boarding."
by Matt Quillcup October 31, 2008
 
7.
An abbreviation for the fashionable yet delicious square shaped snack we all love aka the trendy biscuit
Jordan was hungry earlier but luckily I had some triscuits in my backpack to offer her. By offering them I looked fashionable and she no longer thought I was chunky for carrying food around with me.
by MATTYJAYYY June 02, 2011