|1.||Triple Threat Sundae|
The most appetizing form of defecation/excretion a human has conceived of. First, someone takes a HUGE shit (chocolate), at which point someone jizzes on it (whipped cream), then another person deposits their period on top of it all (cherry on top)! But be considerate--the consumer of this delicious treat might need some napkins (wipe your ass on toilet paper and leave the remains on top of the toilet)! These delightful desserts are usually crafted at Andrew's house.
Mitch: Alright I took my shit!
Tommy: DID YOU FLUSH?!
Mitch: No...of course not!
Tommy: YES..triple threat sundae time?
Sam: Yeah, I call cumming on top!
Tommy: Well...looks like I'm gonna have to drop this little egg on top then!
Andrew: WOW! You guys are assholes...you're not even gonna give me napkins?!
Mitch: Don't worry man, I already got that covered.