| 2. | Trigger Mortis | ||
|
A certain lockjaw of the thumb, resulting from playing too aggressively during button mashing video games. Most often associated with heated matches of Mario Party. Dude, I so could have won that minigame had I not caught the trigger mortis!
|
|||
| 1. | Trigger mortis | ||
|
A spasm of regret, often originating in the index finger, immediately after hastily sending an email or a text message that may, on reflection, be inappropriate. Why oh why did I accept his friend request? Now my hand is locked in a shameful rictus of trigger mortis.
|
|||
