A process used to get the most out of your "weed smoke". A Trifecta is a somewhat complicated process in which 3 people, usually big-time pot heads, are out of weed, but have an incredible urge to smoke. Then these 3 people scrape all resin, keif, and any remnants of bud that can be found in their weed collections. Then someone loads all of the scraped smokable product into a bowl, and hits the mix. Then, using a tube of some sort (usually a paper-towel roll tube, or a bottle with both ends cut off), the person who took the hit will then put his mouth on one end of the tube, while one of the other people will place their mouth on the opposite end of the tube. The person with the hit will blow the smoke into the tube, while simultaneously the other person will suck the smoke in. Then the person with the smoke will do the same with the 3rd person. In the end, one hit will pretty well feed all 3 people! The only downside is your basically spreading out 1 high between 3 people, so the high is not as intense as a normal toke.
**In order to be a true, original trifecta, the bowl must be no more than 1/2 full of smokable products"
1) Duuuuuuude, I wanna get high man..
2) I know man, do you have any weed?
1) Na man, I'm dry..
2) (talking to #3) Do you have any weed?
3) Nope, I'm out too dude.
1) Fuck..I can try to get some keif and resin from my bowls and grinder? It won't be much, maybe 1/2 a bowl?
2+3) Lets do it dude..
1) Alright..we may have to break out..THE TRIFECTA!!, you know, so we can all get high off like..2.5 hits lol.
2+3) Hellz Yeah Man!!
-(talking to 3rd person)
a perfect group of three; winning three times
Male trifecta: beer, football, blowjob
Female trifecta: wine, sex, chocolate
An act whereby a man is able, in one night, to gain access to all three holes of a meretricious woman.
This can be summed easily into a wonderfully simplistic mnemonic: the yapper, the snapper, and the crapper.
Man, that chick is a fucking freak! I scored a trifecta on the first date with her.
Hooking up with a grandma, mom, and daughter all from the same bloodline on the same day. A near impossible manuever, especially when considering the legality of the daughter and the nauseatingly old grandma.
The Trifecta has happended only twice in recorded human history. Once by Baron Hans Fucksalot of Stockholm in 1893 and later by Emperor Fabulous Mastadonia in 1914. This latter Trifecta was committed on the family of Franz Ferdinand and is acknowledged to be the direct cause of the first World War.
1. a horse-race betting combination wherein you pick three horses to win, place, and show. A difficult bet to win, with long odds and high returns.
2. Something President Bush said when a combination of three threats appeared and turned his popularity rating around in the 2001-2002 period.
Bush said "I hit the trifecta."
the action of placing your dick in the mouth, vagina, and ass of a woman in that order all in one night
i gave that bitch i brought home from the bar last night the trifecta
The trifecta is an exclusive club with Los Angeles origins. It consists of three of the most jacked, diesel, thick, solid, tight, aesthetic bros in the game: MusclesBlack, MusclesTan, and MusclesWhite. The trifecta rose to power within the walls of Palisades Charter High School during their last year of attendance and soon went on to take over the entire Pacific Palisades. All three members are effectively deities in their own right, worshipped by betas and bishes from all corners of the universe. The members are security to EVERY party they roll to, even if not invited. The trifecta is inherently unfuckable with, so make sure you have an ambulance close by if you wish to try your luck, as the club's track record is slathered in brutal KOs. You WILL get knocked out, and they WILL steal your pussy.
Scene takes place on a sunny day at the beautiful beaches of Santa Monica, CA. Two beta phaggots are busy sucking each other's dick in the water when suddenly, a monstrosity of never before seen magnitude appears. The monstrosity did not surface from the waters though... it came from the sands, slowly approaching with a level of swagger never before witnessed on this earth.
Beta phaggot 1: What the hell is that?
Beta phaggot 2: I can't see, there's too many fine hoes in bikinis surrounding it...
At the command of the encapsulated monstrosity, all the scantily clad bishes disperse and it becomes clear that it is not one monstrosity but THREE, all different shades of color.
BP 1: OH FUCK? THERES THREE OF THEM?!
BP 2: Yea man, that's the trifecta! Nobody fucks with those dudes...
Puking, pissing, and shitting yourself all in one night.
Person 1: Yo, did you hear John did the trifecta and the party last night.
Person 2: thats fucking discusting