Breast lift surgery (with likely augmentation), full tummy tuck, liposuction.
Dude 1: Yo dookie, see that cougar? Another wonder of modern medicine.
Dude 2: Bet she hedged about $11,000 on that trifecta.
Dude 1: She's bought and paid for and runnin' fo the roses...
A process used to get the most out of your "weed smoke". A Trifecta is a somewhat complicated process in which 3 people, usually big-time pot heads, are out of weed, but have an incredible urge to smoke. Then these 3 people scrape all resin, keif, and any remnants of bud that can be found in their weed collections. Then someone loads all of the scraped smokable product into a bowl, and hits the mix. Then, using a tube of some sort (usually a paper-towel roll tube, or a bottle with both ends cut off), the person who took the hit will then put his mouth on one end of the tube, while one of the other people will place their mouth on the opposite end of the tube. The person with the hit will blow the smoke into the tube, while simultaneously the other person will suck the smoke in. Then the person with the smoke will do the same with the 3rd person. In the end, one hit will pretty well feed all 3 people! The only downside is your basically spreading out 1 high between 3 people, so the high is not as intense as a normal toke.
**In order to be a true, original trifecta, the bowl must be no more than 1/2 full of smokable products"
1) Duuuuuuude, I wanna get high man..
2) I know man, do you have any weed?
1) Na man, I'm dry..
2) (talking to #3) Do you have any weed?
3) Nope, I'm out too dude.
1) Fuck..I can try to get some keif and resin from my bowls and grinder? It won't be much, maybe 1/2 a bowl?
2+3) Lets do it dude..
1) Alright..we may have to break out..THE TRIFECTA!!, you know, so we can all get high off like..2.5 hits lol.
2+3) Hellz Yeah Man!!
-(talking to 3rd person)
To get drunk. blind , bent, or by any other means fucked up while playing spades (or any other game) and finishing the night by fucking a girl on the opposing team in the same night!
Man I had a trifecta last night. We met these girls, went back to their house got bent, played a game of spades and not only did I beat her ass in spades. But I smashed that shit and bounced!
The fastest way to puke/give yourself alcohol poisoning from beer: in immediate succession, disc
, shotgun, funnel. If done properly, 7 beers in under a minute.
We completed the trifecta in 45 seconds, and felt it immediately.
1. Fucking a broad in her ass, mouth and pussy during the same session 2. Fucking three broads in the same day
P-Phat performed the trifecta with Jessica last night!
3 drugs being done at the same time
A manuever pulled off by only the most daring sexual conquistadors. You must first start fornicating with a girl, amidst this action, you coax her into letting you put it in her poop shoot. Finally, (and this takes talent, or a just plain stanky ho) you manage to weasel your weenie into her mouth... TRIFECTA!!!
famous quotes during and after performing the trifecta:
"broad was so drunk she didnt even realize my hog had been in her twat and butt before i shoved it in her nouth!!!"
"what can you taste more baby? your cunny or your chocalate factory?"