Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: We were all joking about who had the bigger package and the conversation really got tense. Jeff kept saying his was the biggest and we told him there was no way. He freaked out and yelled " I have a trident dick!" and then we all lost it and couldn't stop laughing. Then he started to cry and just whipped it out. It looked exactly like Poseidon's trident.
Dude 2: Word?