Guys who do happen to find her attractive will often become sucked in like ships often get swallowed into the Bermuda triangle. (whipped) They are usually never seen again.
You can spot the triangle of death
1.Fire crotch (grab your oven mitts)
2.Extremely pale skin (snowbound!!!! veto veto fuck! fuck!)
3.Cottage Cheese legs and or butt.
"Tell her to pull up her dress...burnt cottage cheese is nasty"