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1. How medical personnel decide which patient requires medical attention first.

2. Having sex with two nurses.

3. How nurses decide which patient to have sex with first.
I wanted to have a manage a trois with two nurses. But they told me it was triage.
by Brianimus Prime October 27, 2008
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2
A sexual situation between three people. A threesome.
Q What do you have planned for tonight?

A I'm planning a little triage with those bitchin chicks over there.
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