A frequently worshiped deity consisting of Tom Thumb, Eddie Bauer, and Jesus H. Christ. Worship practices include: wizard staffs, blow-up dolls, dancing on elevated surfaces, VIP floozies, and owning any Eddie Bauer gear because it is THE BEST and should be treated with respect. However, this does not mean Eddie Bauer is the most important member of the tri-pod, because Jesus H. lives on South beach heals those in need and will carry your cooler of beer for a small fee. With the utmost respect is how one should approach and reverence the tri-pod.
I'm going camping to show my respect for the Tri-pod, I'm bringing my Eddie Bauer sleeping bag and soulja boy will be the music of choice.
a man with a penis so big, it is interpreted as a third leg, hence 'tripod'
You are a tripod.
A man with a large penis who when naked appears to have three legs supporting him.
Billy "Gee, your friend Pongo has three legs!"
Jenny "No no, he just has a large penis"
Billy "Oh, so that is why people call him tripod"
Jenny "That's right genius. Well done"
Billy "Thanks... I love you Jenny. Wanna make out?"
1.) A three-legged supporting stand used to hold an object in place
2.) A man sporting a large penis
3.) A group of three friends who are mutually dependant on each other, and privileged to tell people that they have TWO best friends
"Let me set up the tripod so I can take the photo"
Guy: "Your friend Dave's ego is through the roof"
Kev "Yea, he's a tripod"
Guy: "Are you worried about falling out of contact with your old college buddies?"
Ben: "no ones will kick a leg out of the tripod"
A man whose penis is so large, that it resembles a third leg, resembling a tripod. A less extreme version of Second Torso
Damn, that guy was a goddamn tripod! I won't be able to sit down for a month!
A gangbang involving one female and three males. One dick goes in the ass, one in the pussy, and one in the mouth.
Suzy and Erin are the biggest tripods. All they do is get drunk and take in more cock than they can handle.
A group of 3 best friends that have practically grown up together. And they can't survive without the other, same as a the actual tripod, which would collapse if one leg goes missing...
CHANT: Tripod, Tripod, Tripod JA, Tripod JA, Tripod , WOOOOOOO!
Having an exteremely long penis as to where it would be the size of a third leg.
Hello ladies, my name is Dan, but you can call me tri-pod!