Having an exteremely long penis as to where it would be the size of a third leg.
Hello ladies, my name is Dan, but you can call me tri-pod!
A frequently worshiped deity consisting of Tom Thumb, Eddie Bauer, and Jesus H. Christ. Worship practices include: wizard staffs, blow-up dolls, dancing on elevated surfaces, VIP floozies, and owning any Eddie Bauer gear because it is THE BEST and should be treated with respect. However, this does not mean Eddie Bauer is the most important member of the tri-pod, because Jesus H. lives on South beach heals those in need and will carry your cooler of beer for a small fee. With the utmost respect is how one should approach and reverence the tri-pod.
I'm going camping to show my respect for the Tri-pod, I'm bringing my Eddie Bauer sleeping bag and soulja boy will be the music of choice.