(Star Trek fan walks in): Hey, what ya watchin'
Non-Star Trek fan: Desperate Housewives.
Star Trek Fan: Dude, is that Teri Hatcher? You know, Teri Hatcher played the transporter technician in Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "The Outrageous Okona" in the second season. She later got laid by Captain Okona later in the episode.
Non-Star Trek fan: Does it look like I give a shit? Dude, this Trekkie Maneuver shit has GOT to stop!