A MOTHERFUCKING RANGA THAT DOESN'T EAT MEAT EXCEPT FOR HIS BOYFRIEND DAVE. STICKS BRANCHES DOWN HIS THROAT FOR NUTRITION AND SUSTINANCE ALSO ACCEPTING SUPPOSTORY FORM.
Dyke: I'm tree fucker
Ranga:suck my stub
by Daddy1935 January 24, 2021
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(noun) a more extreme version of a tree hugger who must follow all of the following criteria:
-enviromentalist (tree hugger)
- activist
- vegan/vegitarian
- hates people who eat meat
- physically active
- knows too much about our waste and how it effects on earth.
A tree fucker is most likely wearing cargo pants and is a failure politician or a geography teacher.
"Why does my teacher have to be such a tree fucker. I'm going to fail just because I eat meat."
by atomic.bomb. February 8, 2009
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Someone who gets turned on by trees and bushes and constantly fucks them.
'oh yes, tree, baby, i love you' *in exhausted voice*
by Sarah April 1, 2004
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dendropilliac. Sad, sorry, red neck, mixed up and confussed tree fuckers.
A tree fucker is as literal as you can get. take offense
by Otorisaber July 25, 2006
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has sex with trees alot
<Laurence-CC> I like to fuck trees, goats and sheep
by [c0x0r] August 10, 2004
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(n) A native american or person of otherwise indian heritage who is forced to have sex with trees because his wife is too unatractive.
"Hey i'd be a tree fucker too if i had a wife like that!"
by Rob reiner April 3, 2008
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