dendropilliac. Sad, sorry, red neck, mixed up and confussed tree fuckers.
A tree fucker is as literal as you can get. take offense
I came up with this word out of the blue. I don't know if anyone else has ever used it before or not. It came from me cussing out my guy friend's friend while text messaging. I said something to the effect of "Tell that asshole to go fuck a tree." I put the two words together and it just stuck. I still use it to.
"Bob, that treefucker just ran into the back of my new escilade, yo!"
Someone who gets turned on by trees and bushes and constantly fucks them.
'oh yes, tree, baby, i love you' *in exhausted voice*
(noun) a more extreme version of a tree hugger who must follow all of the following criteria:
-enviromentalist (tree hugger)
- hates people who eat meat
- physically active
- knows too much about our waste and how it effects on earth.
A tree fucker is most likely wearing cargo pants and is a failure politician or a geography teacher.
"Why does my teacher have to be such a tree fucker. I'm going to fail just because I eat meat."
has sex with trees alot
<Laurence-CC> I like to fuck trees, goats and sheep
(n) A native american or person of otherwise indian heritage who is forced to have sex with trees because his wife is too unatractive.
"Hey i'd be a tree fucker too if i had a wife like that!"