A Travallion is a very special girl who has a unique sexual attraction to Bernese Mountain dogs, and always keeps one nearby. A Travallion loves to skype and play volleyball with her friends. She's a real freak in bed, but is truly a lesbian on the inside.
Lucci: Yo Ryan, I had a Travallion last night, it was awesome!
Ryan: Sweet bro, what happened?
Lucci: Well it was awesome at first, but then she brought some dog into bed and started licking its doggy vagina!
Ryan: Whoa! Sounds HOT!
Lucci: Not really, I think she was just a lesbian at heart who wanted to play volleyball.
Ryan: Ah yes, of course.
Ryan: Sweet bro, what happened?
Lucci: Well it was awesome at first, but then she brought some dog into bed and started licking its doggy vagina!
Ryan: Whoa! Sounds HOT!
Lucci: Not really, I think she was just a lesbian at heart who wanted to play volleyball.
Ryan: Ah yes, of course.
by Sack O Nuts September 6, 2011