Top Definition
The elephant that comes to empty your trash every Tuesday...except when he's on vacation and is replaced with a trash badger.
"Dude, the Trash Elephant hasn't come to pick up our trash in 3 weeks! Time to take out the Trash Elephant gun! Wait! There he is now!'

"Please don't shoot me! i have a wife and 4 kids!" (Bam!) "Oh crap!"
by Monkeyman's Homeboy December 22, 2004

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