All women are Trap Door Spiders. They are sneaky, cunning killers that will eat your manhood and your soul if you aren't careful. These creatures are known to lead you into their underground tunnels with false hopes and promises, only to take everything a man holds holy. All females are Trap Door Spiders, and this is indeed a manlaw.
Trap Door Spider= "I love hanging out with you. You are so fun and you always make me laugh!"
Man= "I really like you too. We should hang out again sometime."
Trap Door Spider= "Oh you like me? We'll now I don't know what I should do...I'm very confused now and I'm thinking we should just be friends."