A female vampire that cheats on her significant other.
Derived from the words tramp and vampire.
See also Kristen Stewart
Derived from the words tramp and vampire.
See also Kristen Stewart
Conan O'Brien: I'm sorry is there something wrong, Will? You seem upset.
Will Ferrell: I'm okay, I don't wanna talk about it.
Conan O'Brien: I've known you a long time, I've never seen you like this, what's the problem?
Will Ferrell: Well, I don't know if you follow the news at all but there's this actress Kristen Stewart okay and um she goes by "K-Stew" and um she had a boyfriend right, Robert Pattinson and um he's "R-Patz" and she cheated on him, and um they're broken up, they're not gonna get back together ever. And what they had was so special, Conan, you don't even know what they had, they were in love and she just threw it all away! And I just don't know if there was anything I could have done to have prevented it? And I don't know what it means to the Twilight franchise, I just don't know.
Conan O'Brien: Will, I'm sure it's gonna be fine.
Will Ferrell: It's not gonna be fine! Ever! It's never gonna be fine! What they had was so special, you don't even know! You would never know.
Conan O'Brien: What do you mean I'd never know? I've been in love.
Will Ferrell: No, not like them! Not like them. She is a trampire! That's what she is.
Conan O'Brien: That's horrible!
Will Ferrell: She is a trampire!
Will Ferrell: I'm okay, I don't wanna talk about it.
Conan O'Brien: I've known you a long time, I've never seen you like this, what's the problem?
Will Ferrell: Well, I don't know if you follow the news at all but there's this actress Kristen Stewart okay and um she goes by "K-Stew" and um she had a boyfriend right, Robert Pattinson and um he's "R-Patz" and she cheated on him, and um they're broken up, they're not gonna get back together ever. And what they had was so special, Conan, you don't even know what they had, they were in love and she just threw it all away! And I just don't know if there was anything I could have done to have prevented it? And I don't know what it means to the Twilight franchise, I just don't know.
Conan O'Brien: Will, I'm sure it's gonna be fine.
Will Ferrell: It's not gonna be fine! Ever! It's never gonna be fine! What they had was so special, you don't even know! You would never know.
Conan O'Brien: What do you mean I'd never know? I've been in love.
Will Ferrell: No, not like them! Not like them. She is a trampire! That's what she is.
Conan O'Brien: That's horrible!
Will Ferrell: She is a trampire!
by Naim E. August 23, 2012
Yo, doood this slut i don't even know wants to come over my house and suck my dick. She's a real TRAMPIRE!
by mrmattboring July 5, 2009
by Jooleeuhhh November 2, 2006
by Persiphone_Hellecat August 18, 2008
1. Wants you to role-play like Twilight or True Blood
2. will suck the blood out of a d!ck
3. will eat a girl while she's bleeding
4. Will allow a dude to eat her while she's bleeding
5. Leaves hickies all over your body
2. will suck the blood out of a d!ck
3. will eat a girl while she's bleeding
4. Will allow a dude to eat her while she's bleeding
5. Leaves hickies all over your body
Guy 1: I see you had a run in with the Trampire again.
Guy 2: how can you tell?
Guy: DUDE if she can suck a d!ck like she was sucking on your neck you need to introduce us.
Guy 2: how can you tell?
Guy: DUDE if she can suck a d!ck like she was sucking on your neck you need to introduce us.
by Seth Hayes February 26, 2010
by Jooleeuhhh November 2, 2006