Contrary to popular belief, the Trail of Tears isn't the strip of hair from a girl's back to her asscrack. It is actually the name given to a particularly hairy man's happy trail, or trail of hair starting as far north as the chin and ending in the pubic region. Some men's Trail of Tears are so hairy they actually do not have a distinct path and may continue onto the rest of the man's belly or chest.
When Zack Martin took off his shirt for the swim meet, we all got a really good look at his Trail of Tears...
by me May 04, 2006
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When The Cherokee Indians of 1838 and 1839 were forced to leave their home of present-day Oklahoma, many dying in the process.
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by Jon December 29, 2004
the hallway that runs between the locker room and shower room at penn state where jerry sandusky did the dirty hence the hall way would be the trail of tears.
friend 1: i took a tour of penn state this weekend
friend 2: did you see the infamous trail of tears?
friend 1: yeah and the shower room
by Mehale November 28, 2011
Anywhere Chuck Norris walks.
We walked along the Trail of Tears after seeing Chuck Norris in Mcdonalds.
by eecer October 04, 2010
lower back hair that leads directly to the asshole; the opposite of happy trail
I helped my friend Rafe shave his shoulder pads, but I'm not going anywhere near his Trail of Tears!
by ajkh1 June 25, 2011
The act of unknowingly walking behind someone who is cropdusting such nasty fumes that your eyes begin to water.
- Were you crying?
- Naw, I was just walking the trail of tears behind Big Joey.
by theoxfordcomma July 29, 2013
The small strip of hair leading down a girls back to her ass crack. Not a desirable trait in females. Typically found on Italian and Mediterranean women.
Oh shit man, it was all over when I saw her Trail of Tears. She has more hair on her crack than me.
by daveOMG!!1! November 11, 2005
The pungent aroma left behind as someone walks and farts at the same time.
Dude, I thought I was cool until somebody came down the same aisle as me and walked right into my trail of tears.
by Pineapple and cock April 29, 2009
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