The first recorded instance of Trail Mixing was Performed by St Anthony the Great in the year 350. After spending a week in the desert in uninterrupted prayer, he miraculously Trail Mixed on the seventh day by divine command. This is also the only recorded instance of spontanious Trail Mix without stimulus in the history of mankind, although there have been stone age cave heiroglyphs depicting acts beleived by some historians to be of relation to a primitive form of Trail Mixing.
The term originates from the latin root "Nutus" which means semen. Nuts are always a primary ingredient in trail mix, as nut is always a primary ingredient in "Trail Mix".
Whilst masterbating to an action figure of Ghandi mounting a zebra, my pen pal dropped a nativity set on my crotchal region and I Trail Mixed onto his wisemen.
2. I had some trail mix and my penis fell off.
Preferred by some because you get a little bit of the effect of all of the above at the same time, without too much of any one substance.
"Who wants trail mix?!?!?!"
Tom: "What? AHHH, Dude what was that for?"
Larry: "Had to get me some nuts and chocolate..."
Tom: "Your a jerk, now my sack is aching"
2. An attractive person worthy of rough sex
- David "Strat" Campbell, in a freestyle
1. I hate clubs. The only reason I even go out nowadays is to try and score some trail mix.
2. Party #1 to Party #2: Hey man, check out that piece of trail mix winking at your from across the bar.